I Deserve To Be Shot

Posted October 29th, 2007 by Thrillhouse17
Filed Under: Thrillhouse17

I deserve no respect. I should be shunned, cast away, and ignored. I have no dignity, no self worth. I am the lowest of the low. Thanks to this:

Want.

There is clearly something wrong with my brain. I already own two Nintendo DS’s, the fat old grey one and a sleek black DS light. Now they are worthless to me. I hate myself. But I must have it. And on black Friday, the day all vengeful warrior moms scour store aisles, I will brave the terror and claim it as mine.

To be clear, I’m talking about the Zelda DS. I’m not that pathetic.

Thanks to Destructoid for the image and news. The original story was here.

4 Responses to “I Deserve To Be Shot”
  1. chiahippo Says:

    You my friend are a grade A loser. Just last night you were thinking about picking up the Crisis Core PSP from Japan now this. Of course this is after we bad mouth all those people that picked up the Star Wars PSP bundle some weeks ago. You are an ass hat that deserves a Eye of Judgement PS3. So how much are you selling you old DS lite for?

  2. nasero Says:

    Whoa whoa Mr Hippo, whats wrong with Eye of Judgment on the PS3 EHHH?!

    None the less, everything that he said above is correct unless you get the paw print one, not the Zelda one.

  3. Jeremiah Night Says:

    Crisis Core PSP???

  4. Rusty Ranchero Says:

    I’ll take the Zelda one and GeoWars Galexies!
    http://www.geometrywarsgalaxies.com
    -Rust.

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